clem-style:

pinkhrtzxbronze:

tomfordvelvetorchid:

Anyone else feel like no one has ever really known them?

No one has

swordoftheberserkgutsrage:

me when I fucking drink water

prettypositivity:

focus on getting healthy, getting money & getting your life together

thelovejandles:

atomicbombastic:

i got banned from a canine fitness & structure evaluation facebook group once because somebody posted a dachshund for critique and i commented “too long” and nothing else

(Source: twitter.com)

queen-of-apricity:

I wish you

• Clear skin
• 4.0 GPA
• Focus
• Clear goals
• Love
• Affection
• Peace
• Self love
• Good things from the universe

teacherofthethoughtfullest:

thesokovianaccords:

here’s the thing about adulthood-

you will go for like three months with nothing happening and you’re bored as hell and then in the span of two weeks eight different things happen at once - some fantastic and some shitty and some just plain bonkers - and you’re just running around like a chicken with your head cut off and no clue what the fuck is going on

YOU AINT LYING

funnyjoke:

(Source: funnyjoke)

linda-belcher:

I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

ink-the-shitposter:

just-shower-thoughts:

Maybe dogs lick us so much because they know there’s bones beneath our skin

This is the worst one by far, thanks